Do you wish you can find a way for you not to look forward to Friday?
Well, good news. There is a song out there that will make you officially hate the most beloved day of the week.
It's called "Friday" by Rebecca Black. And if you don't know what order the days of the week are, the 13-year-old will help remind you in the song. Kind of like how Gwen Stefani taught the world how to spell bananas and Fergie taught us how to spell her name. Rebecca Black is teaching the world (someone has to if the government is anti-education). See, this what happens when you ruin those teacher unions. You have Rebecca Black teaching life's fundamentals. "Yesterday was Thursday. Today is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." Thank you, Rebecca! To me figuring out what day of the week is like solving those exponential equations that I hate so much. Now I can sleep at night.
Black is a songwriting felon. I just listed ways NOT to write a song, and she goes out and does everything I said not to. Maybe she doesn't understand the concept of bolded words. From the wise words of Charlie Sheen, this video is not winning, and her songwriting is bi losing.
"Seven a.m., waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs, gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal. Seeing everything, the time is going ticking on and on, everybody’s rushing. Gotta get down to the bus stop. Gotta catch my bus, I see my friend."
Great lyrical rhythm.
"7:45, we’re driving on the highway cruising so fast, I want time to fly. Fun, fun, think about fun. You know what it is."
No, I don't, and nowhere in the song do you ever tell us what "it" is.
And then she sings "we so excited" about five times. Rebecca, use a verb please. ^(insert verb here). If you're teaching the world, we have to know verbs too. Thanks.
Then to make it worse, some random rapper comes in and doesn't sing about Friday. Yes, Jesus answered my prayers. But instead, the rapper talks about speeding in the fast lane and passing by the school bus that I'm guessing Rebecca waited for at the bus stop before she saw her friend. And how is that relevant to how much fun Fridays are?
Fun, fun, fun, fun.
If you have not checked out the revolutionary song that might top all of the Lennon/McCartney songs combined, and the video that is 2011's new "Telephone," (except minus GaGa, Beyonce, and those honey buns) check it out. You will never be the same, and this will not make your Friday a "Bi winning Friday."
DISCLAIMER:
You will hate Fridays.
Enjoy.
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